by grilledpotati October 31, 2019
Get the cooch wee mug.When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
Get the Cooch Chili mug.When you rub a piece of bacon on a girls cooch, eat the bacon and then proceed to eat out the “bacon cooch”
by Anthony Dalessio :))- July 20, 2020
Get the bacon cooch mug.A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.
by Tinman2112 July 16, 2017
Get the cooch surfer mug.When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.
Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.
by Macabrebard May 16, 2019
Get the Cooch Stank mug.A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.
Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.
by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012
Get the cooch wipe mug.The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.
by Bobbierobrobbie December 23, 2014
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