inspiration for birth control

1.a powerful insult

2.often used to insult "a fat ass whale blubber looking piece of shit"

3. also can be used as an insult for smart ass siblings.

little brother: You're ugly

older brother: It's not my fault mom and dad said themself's that you're an inspiration for birth control you slimy little fuck face.

or...

George Bush is an inspiration for birth control.

by mailbox from NH March 22, 2009

mission control

The decision maker in a relationship. A reference to the space program where the astronaut has to get anything and everything approved by the command center on earth.

Person 1: "Can you go golfing with us this weekend?"

Person 2: "I don't know. I'll have to check with mission control."

by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015

swallowing birth control

a woman who performs a sexual act on a man and finishes by swallowing to prevent pregnancy.

My girlfriend has never been pregnant because of swallowing birth control.

by DocMaxxxey May 4, 2009

Birth Control

A method used to prevent unwanted pregnancy.

Something that most inner city women in impoverished urban areas are alergic to.

Shaquanda just got her goverment check and had a choice of either getting some birth control, or buying a new pair of shoes.

Shaquanda now has two kids with no dad in sight. So guess where her money went?

by Mr. Dwayne February 16, 2005

quality control

A way of losing perfectly good definitions from the urban dictionary

70% of deletion requests are unjustified. Don't like it, give it 1 star

by gb sdkbfkdsbkfbdsbfk fbdbfk fbdkfbkd fdkfbkdf January 28, 2007

parental controls

A CENSORING MOTHER FUCKER THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND CANT GO TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT CAUSE THEY DONT WANT LIL KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REAL INTENRNET. IMPLENTEND BY DICKS. I AINT GOT ANY. BUT IM SURE I CAN HACK THEM BY DOING THE GOOGLE CACHE VIEW!!! GOOGLE WILL PWN J00!!!!! IT IS CENSORWARE THAT CAN GO SUCK A DICK. heres some lowercase...

fuck aol

by lolwut484793ue3j June 28, 2004

Controlla playa

Aimbot jarvis

Omg I died to a controlla playa

by Pierre Garcia May 23, 2020