smegma eating contest

a contest in wich competitors try and eat as much smegma as they can

"i won the smegma eating contest last week"

by smegwich February 26, 2023

Contestion

The amount of positions you are investing control in that allow you to contest one or more areas. A term used by casters for Rainbow 6: Siege matches.

Team A's defensive hold on Consulate give them a great amount of contestion across the entire bottom floor.

by Thane of Lindor (truffles) February 16, 2020

Cock Contest

A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.

Brad, Al and Carla decided to hold a cock contest during their 4th hour English class.

by Bush2865 April 1, 2017

Clapping Contest

A euphemism for having sex. Especially the sound produced from doggystyle.

Daniel: "Wow the walls in these apartments are really thin. I could hear my neighbors doing doggy last night."

Grace: "I'm pretty sure they were just having a clapping contest."

by DJ Scrim June 6, 2021

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022