No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020

Contest Of Speed

The greatest esports racing league in the world. Unmatched by any and all others.

Person 1: I'm looking to race online but i need a league with clean drivers and high quality infrastructure.

Person 2: You want COS, there's none better.

Person 1: COS?

Person 2: Contest Of Speed, go check them out www.contestofspeed.com

by x427 February 16, 2021

L.A. Dick Contest

A shootout between street punks over women, status, or cred.

A few thugs got into an L.A. dick contest in the parking lot at the club in Compton Saturday night.

by panic oasis August 5, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.

Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!

by UHIT October 21, 2022