confused toppie

This is when a female/male etc which ever your preference is,is unconscious and you insert your penis inside the mouth but you also have a hotdog in your hand so when they wake up their confused they dont know what they’ve been sucking the cock or the hotdog.

Ay yo bro i got confused toppie off carol last night she was confused as hell

by SexyZachacharyH April 15, 2020

MC Confusing

A rapper created by comedy genius Jon Lajoie. He says whatever he wants when he is rapping and makes no sense.

MC Confusing
Back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich
And a chicken ticket

by Inatcheethebro December 22, 2021

piss confusion

when a person (or persons) enters a state of anti-sobriety in which they confuse an unacceptable pissing location (i.e. a closet or suitcase) for an acceptable pissing location (i.e. a toilet). Piss confusion often occurs in a sleep-walking state, following an evening of excessive consumption of wine, beer or spirits.

"Me and my buddy drank 40s all night and crashed. Two hours later I woke up to the sound of my buddy peeing in his open suitcase. Yep, classic case of piss confusion."

by 100calfroyo September 1, 2012

Auto-Confusion

When the Auto-Correction feature on your cell phone decides to enter random, wrong words which in turn results in the text receiver to become confused.

1: typing "Bahaha that is funny" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts in "Bahamas that is funny", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

2: typing "I just fell down and it was hilarious" and your phone's Auto-Correction puts "I just fell download anderson it was hilarious", turning what should be Auto-Correction into Auto-Confusion

by ~~Anonymous2011~~ July 30, 2011

confused person

Someone who sexually identifies as an ak47 or some other weird object or idea

Some one who likes it in the ear is a confused person.

by Horse cok May 12, 2016

confused fish

When your dick is not quite flaccid and not quite erect.

Elvis would have fucked all night but he had a confused fish.

by Notable Peasant December 7, 2016

Cloud Confusing

"Cloud Confusing" is a term used for incorrectly defining Cloud Computing. Sales reps and naive IT Consultants use the term Cloud Computing to refer to any client/server system where the server resides on the internet, and is maintained via a web-based interface.

Cloud Computing actually is much more involved than client/server technology. Distributed processing, data storage, bandwidth, and scalability are able to be added or removed with no harm to existing data, and there is no single point of bottleneck or failure.

IT Consultant: "We offer Cloud Computing as part of your hosting package! Now you can maintain your own CMS, Blog, Forums, and lots of other contemporary services on your site!"

Developer: "Those are simple client/server hosting applications on your server. What you're talking about is Cloud Confusing."

by Buzzword Assassin July 15, 2011