Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

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Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.

Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.

by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019

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To cross more than one lane of traffic in a single lane change maneuver. Exponential bonus points are given for each lane crossed after the second. Peeling out grants a multiplier. Each car within the danger zone around the driver who is Highway Commando'ing is considered a casualty.

Truck too large? We need the wide lane? Commence Highway Commando.

by Scott Icarus November 6, 2011

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Reverse Commando

The act of only wearing underpants and nothing else

I saw Katie today and she looked really hot going reverse commando!

by FartMendes69 January 3, 2022

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Rando Commando

n.
one who often has random thoughts or ideas, and usually lacks most brain power

Guy 1: Hey Allen wouldn't it be cool if alligators could mate with humans?
Allen: No guy 1 you're a weird-ass rando commando.

John: You know what would be great for these tough-ass wall sits? An invisible stool.

by Cheekymcgee May 30, 2011

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Going Commando

In Photography, It refers to not having a protective UV filter attached to the front glass element of a DSLR camera lens. A lens without one runs a higher risk of being scratched or broken due to it being dropped, flying debris or hit up against something.

I know you just got that 70-200mm lens, but you can't go into an Occupy Wall Street protest going commando without a filter on it. What if the police move in or protesters start throwing things?

by GenVirtu December 3, 2011

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