Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

blame the commies

What America says when they have a problem they can't solve.

Guy 1: Hey, some school got shot up\!
Guy 2: I blame the commies!

by A friend April 16, 2004

here comes the sun

here comes the sun is when you are in hiroshima and you sudenly see a near sun

john: nice weather

mat: here comes the sun

john and mat are dead ):

by thesegsyrock March 7, 2022

Here Comes The Boom

A phrase made that was first used and was made famous by The Neggas Clan.

(The Neggas Clan) Flash2:Here comes the boom@@@@

by Always My Fault July 23, 2009

Comie

A comie is a co-worker who is also your homie.

Meeting a "comie" occurs through work but the relationship evolves into the person becoming a homie.

This person is considered a "comie" because they are first and foremost still a co-worker, but you f*ck with them.

Pronounced: (CO-MEE)

Frank: Invite Rachel to the strip club tonight!

Mark: Nah, Rachel is the comie. She can't see how lit we REALLY get.

by JasCrockett July 21, 2017

comeswap

A sexual act where a male will ejaculate into a female's mouth, and she will spit (share or swap) some into another female's mouth, and they both swallow

"Kirst and Danielle were both sucking my dick last night, and had a comeswap 'cos they both love the taste of my come!!"

by Aimia October 26, 2006

Comiskey

"Pulling a Comiskey"

When One Gets In The Way Of A Relationship

Or Someone Who Is Trying To Make One

Example

Person 1: "FUUUUU...

I Was This Close Too

And He Just Had To Ruin It For Me"

Person 2:"Hehehehe He Pulled A Comiskey On You"

by Gufai February 15, 2012