A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"
by 2cargar December 18, 2012
Get the Coffin Jumper mug.A semi-goth. They have black hair, wear black clothes and don't like daylight. They wear trousers that are a couple of sizes too big and hang off their arse. Language is usually restricted to single syllable answers. They don't go out much, hence they communicate with their peers via messengers on the computer. If they do go out, they go to dark places i.e. cinemas.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.
by Riff Raff May 8, 2007
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A vehicle that is so small and cheaply made that it will become a death trap if the vehicle gets into an accident.
Have you seen the new Coffinmobile from India that will sold here in the USA. Its cheaper than the "Smart" car.
by Buffnuggle January 16, 2010
Get the Coffinmobile mug.He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.
by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020
Get the Coffin varnish mug.Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.
I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.
by rumpuskat July 30, 2009
Get the coffin varnish mug.someone who is obessed with, and wants to be bitten by a vampire. Used in the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter books.
by the_crazy_faerie August 21, 2003
Get the coffin bait mug.Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*
Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.
Smoker: gtfo nerd
Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.
Smoker: gtfo nerd
by Hoju123four June 28, 2010
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