Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

cockroach

In any type of sexual relationship, when you only hook up at night after everything is done for the day. You come in late at night like a cockroach, and scurry out before dawn.

Me: Damn I've rarely seen this guy during the daylight. I think he booty calls me late after the bar.
Her: He's treating you like a damn cockroach

by Siouxsie Supertramp July 7, 2021

Cockroach Bukkake

A name for a group of three or more freshwater cockroaches.

There goes a cockroach bukkake down the Missouri River beach by Omaha.

by TheMaciac February 15, 2025

German Cockroach

German cockroaches are a species of cockroach that like to live in warm, humid places close to food and moisture sources. They are frequently found in residential and commercial kitchen environments, and bathrooms, so these are the two most likely places for an infestation to occur. It is found worldwide. It is a common pest of households and storage facilities in much of the world.

There’s a German cockroach in my pantry.

by Brendan Schroeder April 29, 2023

Milky Cockroach

The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.

Bungledash caught some cockroaches this morning so he could try The Milky Cockroach with Frankfurt.

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

Cockroach

When you’re passing around the j and that one slippy mf drops the roach into his lap

“Here you go Fredward”
“Thank you” *drops j into his lap*
“Damn we smokin the cockroach now”

by Rbrowne August 2, 2022

Gym Cockroach

A Fitness Trainee, who worships the Gym as the Holy Temple of Growth, who Voluntarily Reracks all the weights & plates left over by someone else. The Holy Temple of Growth gives us Mortal Trainees Strength, Toughness, Health, and Muscles. It doesn't deserve to be Profaned with Messy Gear.

They couldn't help but do something about all those weights left around untidy, so they decided to take the role of Gym Cockroaches and voluntarily rerack them.

by Nightmare Nemesis August 7, 2024