by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022
Get the Corn Clotmug. by Clotbuster March 3, 2016
Get the clot bustermug. 1. A clot of phlebotomists.
2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.
3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.
2. Every morning, clots of phlebotomists would meet to discuss any cases that may be difficult. They would categorise these difficult cases as"stones" not to be attempted singularly.
Getting blood from stones always took a clot of phlebotomists,.
3. New extraction techniques were always first reviewed by the senior sub-clot committee (the cream of the clots) before being adopted by the super-clot community.
by Ratus Bagus July 29, 2025
Get the Clotmug. by CHIPDIX July 7, 2018
Get the clotmug. When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly
by Info booth October 12, 2021
Get the Slick Clotmug. Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?
" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"
PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"
PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 10, 2025
Get the Clot Blockedmug. A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug.