A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023

Maud had come that many times from Cedric''s sinful antics she could feel the squelch of her clitoris milk as he buried his longfellow into her tunnel of love!! What a lucky girl she felt!!
by Tent peg October 12, 2017

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.
by psych your way November 15, 2023

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023

by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024

by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
