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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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Clitoris

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.
by Frodon't May 26, 2023
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clitoris milk

Maud had come that many times from Cedric''s sinful antics she could feel the squelch of her clitoris milk as he buried his longfellow into her tunnel of love!! What a lucky girl she felt!!
by Tent peg October 12, 2017
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woodland clitoris

When a woman scrapes her cliterous on a park lawn during the splits while naked. A partner then rubs it off to completion.
It's fall and time for woodland clitoris
by psych your way November 15, 2023
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clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument; appears in many fictional series, like Harry potter and Lord of the rings (its not real).
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man who can't even find my clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
mugGet the clitorismug.

clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel
Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel
by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024
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clitoris

A fictional body part made up by women when their mad at men to gain an edge in an argument.
Man: Make me a sandwich woman
Woman: Says the man that cant find a clitoris
Man: *hits woman*
by Dean(pussy)slayer556 March 22, 2023
mugGet the clitorismug.

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