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Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s)

A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"

Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"

Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
by Hi Ro August 10, 2014
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mayonnaise clitoris

When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!

Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
by Mayo Sammich May 9, 2018
mugGet the mayonnaise clitorismug.

Clitoris

Does not exist.
Girl: Lick my clitoris
Other Person: You know that is a myth?
by dizsy June 26, 2022
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clitoris cartwheel

When your turned on so much that your clitoris is throbbing and feels like it’s Doing a cartwheel
Billy makes me so hot, he’s the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel
by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024
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Clitoris

Something most men still can't find.
Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity
by Darien2010 July 22, 2021
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clitoris cartwheel

When someone’s mere presence turns u on to the point that it feels like your clitoris is doing a cartwheel
Everytime I hang out with Billy i get all hot between the thighs…he is the facilitator of my clitoris cartwheel!
by Boraborawater45 August 15, 2024
mugGet the clitoris cartwheelmug.

clitoris cuddle

a man holding the clitoris between his lips.
The historical American did the clitoris cuddle to his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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