Claring

Having a tactical chunder before even leaving the house on a night out.

You look pretty ill already! Why don't you have a quick claring session before we leave?

by Chicken Nuggget August 19, 2011

Closing Time

Closing Time was Tom Waits' debut album, from 1973. It held twelve beautiful tracks, and lasted a great forty-five minutes. Some highlights from the album are Ol' 55, Ice Cream Man, and Grapefruit Moon. The music relies heavily on Waits' exceptional piano-playing skills, and his vocals.

An excerpt from Closing Time's ninth track-
Ice Cream Man

Clickin' by your house about two forty-five
With a sidewalk Sundae Strawberry Surprise,
I got a cherry popsicle right on time
A big stick, mamma, that'll blow your mind

'Cause I'm your ice cream man,
I'm a one-man band (yeah)
I'm your ice cream man, honny,
I'll be good to you.

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

walls are closing in

In contrast to what you might think about a claustrophobic reference, the "walls are closing in" actually means that someone was home for so long that they start coming up with dumb ideas. This usually happens when students are unemployed over winter break/summer or when adults are on medical disability. The absence of sunlight into the home enables Vitamin D deficiency, which in turn results in someone coming up with ideas that would have otherwise not even come to mind.

This can also happen when someone has too much time to think.

Peter: I came home for winter break and recorded an unnecessary motivational football speech. I directed, produced, and acted in my own mafia film over the course of the summer.
Mike: Stop, Stop. Chill b. The walls are closing in.
Peter: Hmmmmmm?
Mike: You're a joke.
Peter: What? I had time to write a script, scout a location, pay actors (including myself), hire my dad as a cameraman, and shoot a movie.

by ladiesmanfromnj August 3, 2011

Sack Chasing Whore

A man or woman who trades sexual favors in exchange for dope.

That worthless "sack chasing whore" gave me a ballbusting blowjob for a measly shardsickle !

by Cptn. Sweet James Jones May 29, 2010

slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe

A slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe is almost exactly what it sounds like with a few more bad habits, mostly female in gender they will look into your families eyes and lie about anything and then tell you something completely different. They usually have very bad hygiene and will suck a giant bag of genitals for any amount of meth and definitely steals from her family and wouldn't hesitate to steal your shit..

Hey bro that's that tweaking dirty slimy ass bottom feeding sack chasing hoe that broke in and jacked your bluray player and then tried to sell it back to me isn't her name creepy crotch?

by TheGoSpeL February 3, 2014

cloud chasing

Vaping like a dragon.

Ryan is the king of cloud chasing.

by Kaliking February 14, 2014

chasing the bug

Intentionally seeking HIV infection. A HIV negative person trying to become HIV postive. Usually in the context of having unprotected sex with multiple partners or seeking out sex with HIV postive people.

If he continues chasing the bug he's going to end up dying of AIDS.

by Anonymous A. in CA December 11, 2007