The act of sitting on the toilet cover & squeezing out a sick turd. I'm not talking about the seat but the lid. (I witnessed this on a fishing trip to Montana & the drunk freak went back to bed without even wiping his ass.)
My friend was so drunk last night that he Shit all over the toilet lid & left a huge "Chumpsqueeze" resembling a chocolate scorpion.
by Doyle February 11, 2004
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by fleur mason June 30, 2007
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The study of chumps and their participation in public douchbaggery or their penchant for residing near the shores of Jersey. Also can be thought of as a study of their spending habits on hair product, fake tans, and clear sunglasses. You can easily identify them by their popped collar(s).
Person: "Hey, what's up man"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
The Fiddler: "Bippity Boppity, (unitelligible mumbling) Fo get bout it!"
Person: "Your not making any sense..."
The Fiddler: "Da two uh yous bes not mess wit da fiddla!"
Person: "Do you want to participate in my case study in chumpenomics?"
by Ando Commando February 23, 2009
Get the chumpenomics mug.The killing off of a character previously introduced as, or given to be, a recognizable character adapted between media, and replacing that character with a younger namesake for the sake of arbitrarily observed "continuity".
Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).
Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.
Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).
Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.
WATCHERONE: Man, was that the lamest stunt with Dick Grayson, or what. Yeah, he's five years older than Bruce, but, wtf?
WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.
WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.
by tipafo May 17, 2009
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Get the Chumplet mug.A person who is lied to and disrespected on a regular basis, and doesn’t have enough self respect to do anything but accept the abuse.
by Troddedon May 6, 2018
Get the Chump mug.1)A person who acts in a non-subservient manner and tends to get pleasure out of annoying others
2)A person who doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means
3)Average person
-Tends to utter the phrase "takeitoffurbandictionary!" frequently in a slurred manner
2)A person who doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means
3)Average person
-Tends to utter the phrase "takeitoffurbandictionary!" frequently in a slurred manner
The herd of Chump-Diggities could be heard screaming "takeitoffurbandictionary!" three counties away.
Look at that Chump-Diggity, he doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means.
Why is the world flooded with Chump-Diggities?!
Look at that Chump-Diggity, he doesn't know what Chump-Diggity means.
Why is the world flooded with Chump-Diggities?!
by Communist Roll'd March 29, 2010
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