A midget with long brown hair because he cant afford to get a haircut and sells fucking pencils he finds on the ground to make money that he will waist on drugs and bitches.
Christopher is a stupid ass face
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Gay ass motherfucker. He will suck your cock for free he would also fuck his friend Enrique and Matthew in a threesome of just three guys with no girls in it
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by Christopher Dick Lover 6969 January 11, 2018
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher (otherwhise known as chrissy) is an extremely small (about the size of a couple of bacci cells) cartoon, imaginary boy. he can be seen everywhere, and will move from the center of arabia to your face in about 0.246 seconds. he also has the talent of slipping inside a uterus, temporariy impregnating said person, he will then slip out at an unknown time. He is always wearing- blue demin baggy trousers, a green sweater with hoodie strings, and red trainers with laces undone. he has brown tousled hair and a smiling freckled face. He is easy to kill, but is reincarnated immediately after death, unless trapped in some form of container.
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