christopher 

A midget with long brown hair because he cant afford to get a haircut and sells fucking pencils he finds on the ground to make money that he will waist on drugs and bitches.

Christopher is a stupid ass face

christopher by bobbypen1569 April 7, 2017

Christopher 

A flaming sick pig

Stop talking, Christopher you flaming sick pig.

Christopher by kattypants November 29, 2016

Christopher 

He has AIDS

Damn Christopher has AIDS

Christopher by AIDSmoster November 20, 2018

Christopher 

Gay ass motherfucker. He will suck your cock for free he would also fuck his friend Enrique and Matthew in a threesome of just three guys with no girls in it

Yo he’s so gay he must be a Christopher

Christopher by Small ass PP March 5, 2020

Christopher 

A gay italian who usually sucks a lot of white dick. Mainly sucks off tall people named Carleton.

That Christopher is so gay.

Christopher by Christopher Dick Lover 6969 January 11, 2018

Christopher 

Christopher (otherwhise known as chrissy) is an extremely small (about the size of a couple of bacci cells) cartoon, imaginary boy. he can be seen everywhere, and will move from the center of arabia to your face in about 0.246 seconds. he also has the talent of slipping inside a uterus, temporariy impregnating said person, he will then slip out at an unknown time. He is always wearing- blue demin baggy trousers, a green sweater with hoodie strings, and red trainers with laces undone. he has brown tousled hair and a smiling freckled face. He is easy to kill, but is reincarnated immediately after death, unless trapped in some form of container.

"christopher is on your face"

*slaps face* "FUCKING CHRISSY"

Christopher by Warlotte January 20, 2010

Christopher 

A handsome baby boy

(Mama&Daddys pride and joy)

Christopher Is a new parr of the family

Christopher by my shit December 19, 2016