Christ Punch

A punch so epic, so devastating, so intense, so colossal that it unleashes powers of/or comparable to that of Jesus Christ himself...

Even Ghandi wants to Christ Punch Zach Braff in his cunt face with the ferocity of a thousand exploding stars that have divided by zero OH SHI-

by Joel Mendoza October 11, 2007

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gesus christ

might be a typo or...
OUR LORD AND SAVIOR GESUS CHRIST THE CHEESE BRINGER AND MILK DESTROYER

"do you know gesus christ?"
"do you mean jesus christ?"
"no i meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"ohhhhh you meant GESUS CHRIST OUR LORD AND SAVIOR"
"yeah"

by the only joe papa February 16, 2023

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crown of christ

Crown of Christ is a growing discord nation that is Christian and based that is against the modern agenda.As of now they are only 46 members strong but with a little more advertising they might rise to be the next best discord nation with there love for god

Guy1: crown of Christ would beat alexcía in a war.
Guy2:let’s hope!

by Friendfrom1899 May 12, 2021

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Christ Stains

Priests often use this word, to describe the cu m in the floor after they molest a child.

Child; What is that, mister?
Priest; those are Christ stains, young one.

by TomTryck October 07, 2018

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heathus christ

Heath Lindsey fist name mixed with Jesus Christ. Used by his crazy fans to give an immortal and divine statut to the actor, since his death in January 2008.

“omg did you celebrate heathus christ??”

“YES! i had the best day worshiping them!”

by shigurefucker December 12, 2021

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