Chooch

Someone who is being a dick and a stingy ass bitch

Dude # 1 : lemme hit ur vape bro

Dude # 2 : naw bro I got nothing in my pod
Dude # 3 : ur a fuckin chooch

by Niglet muncher December 11, 2019

Chooch

A raccoon that resides in a 48” above ground pipe that transfers a minimal amount of water from one residence to another. Note: water cannot be heated by an on demand system, not a boiler or any other heating system. Raccoon hierarchy must govern the operational systems, raccoons will vote on hierarchy.

The only reason I have warm water is because of that glorious chooch.

by Dontknow1990 August 17, 2022

Chooch

A vape of any kind

Yo dude pass me the chooch.

by Teal 201 January 24, 2021

Chooch

V. To work as expected; to function adequately, esp. mechanically.

Now that it's got power, let's see if it chooches.

The smoke got out--it doesn't chooch no more.

by b0dhisattvah May 28, 2019

chooch

Slang for a female's private part. Can be called a choochy or choochie

I have to go for my yearly exam at the gyno to get my chooch checked out.

by CielBleu November 18, 2016

Chooch

To screw some over or mess with them.

Watch out with that waiter or he'll chooch you. Last time I was here he chooched me, he put ketchup in my milk shake.

by Professor Shtupid May 7, 2021

Chooch

(Verb) To puff, hit, or take a drag of a vape.

Juan: Can I chooch that?

Jake: sure man, take a chooch.

by ForeverAMAZING August 27, 2020