Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

by OReilly March 20, 2008

Choad Hawk

When you drag you scrotum and shaft over someones head from front to back after a day or two of not showering or a day of strenuous activities. The sweat/funk converts to "gel" leaving a slight mohawk if hair is under two inches long.

My friend wanted a "stylish" hair do, so I waited til he passed out and gave this fool a Choad Hawk.

by TenFold July 18, 2009

choad lover

Choad being a short fat stubby weiner usually fatter than it is long.

Choad lover is one who just can't get enough choads.

Sandy really gets down on those short fatty weins. She's a real Choad Lover.

by Channing Tatunm Penis October 5, 2013

choad rocket

The definiton of choad rocket consists of a choad that unloads the tank after a long amount of time of waiting to unload on his bitch

Yo dawg did you hear Jaboris released his choad rocket on his side ting!

by Twas the night before nigmas March 5, 2019

Choad Mongrel

A person who goes around collecting sperm for no particular reason.

Similar to a stamp collection... but its sperm.

1: Craigs such a Choad Mongrel.

2: What a creep..

by Nesnah February 12, 2009

dough choad

A douchebag or tool with a lot of money who tends to be popular with the ladies for just that reason.

Some dough choad was at the club last night throwing money around and stealing all the action.

by Fancypants2 December 15, 2008

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008