Children's Dictionary

A dictionary that doesn't have sad word or complicated words in it.

I don't like the mean words in my dictionary, let's use a Children's Dictionary.

by Adventure Pup 98607 June 14, 2016

Children of the Porn

Children conceived while porn is being filmed.

Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?

by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018

children of the corn

The substance that is created when ejaculate has been unloaded in a rectum ripe with fecal matter.

My girl and I tried anal sex last night, unfortunately she didn't tell me she was constipated. When I finished she farted out some nasty children of the corn.

by bangedupnet July 14, 2010

Children of the Magenta Line

Airline pilots who have become overly dependent on automation and computer guidance, and thus fail to exercise their own situational awareness and judgment, when they should take control and fly the plane more manually. (Coined by pilot Warren Vanderburgh)

The increase in aviation incidents is not due to equipment failures or environmental conditions, but instead by preventable mistakes made by children of the magenta line.

by tvbeeker April 19, 2023

Children of Atom

Kesler's Church of the Children of Atom, most often shortened to the Children of Atom or the Church of the Children of Atom, is a religious group which believes in two core concepts; Kesler's Theory and the belief of Atom as an omnipotent being, an otherworldly force, or elsewise. Atom is seen as an entity of pure creation and so is not seen as an omniscient being.

Person 1: I can't believe those wacko Children of Atom worship atomic bombs.
Person 2: They don't worship atomic bombs, they simply see the bombs as a force of creation instead of destruction you nincompoop.

by cucumberishot January 20, 2022

Children Of The Corn

When having sex with a girl, pull out right before ejaculation and finish on to a stick of corn on the cob. Then make her eat said cob covered in your baby gravy.

My girlfriend was horny and hungry last night. Gave her some Children Of The Corn, killed two birds with one load.

by LetsPlayFootsies June 11, 2022

Children of Bodom

A Finnish Melodic Death Metal band who were brilliantly awesome with the unique entwining of guitar and keyboard solos. Until one day they met the representatives of MTV. They decided to destroy all their melodic nature (except for the keyboard) and replaced it with cold, tinny, muddy, industrial sound. This appealled to the teenagers with severe surplus of angst, a.k.a almost ALL teenagers, and made megabucks from them.

CoB were brilliant back in the day, but since Are You Dead Yet they're not up to the same standard. Some may blame this on their attempt to lose their Power Metal image, but lost their last remnants of songwriting talent instead.

Oh well, back to Kalmah.

Metalhead A - "Do you like Children of Bodom?!"

Metalhead B - "Ehh. I suppose they're okay now. Still prefer Kalmah".

by Tordah February 17, 2009