rectal chaos

When your ass doesn't know whats going on. You are shitting both diarrhea and solid at the same time.

After sitting on the bowl for an hour, I knew I was a victim of rectal chaos.

by Knob299 December 21, 2007

Symmetric Chaos

THE best Free Company in all of Final Fantasy XXIV there has ever been. Full of memesters and people who hold events to have fun. Better than any MMO community you will ever find, not for the thin skinned, but for the individual who wants to hand with an immense number of people they can call friends!

Bro, invite me to the Free Company Symmetric Chaos, we need a place to call home.

by Muertesfavor May 26, 2019

Lord Chanos

The god of the Universe "W.I.P.T." He is an Instrumental Virtuoso and works to help kids become great in life, but not as great as himself.

Wow, Lord Chanos is awesome.

Lord Chanos, can you help me with my G- Major Scale?

by StudentUnderLordChanos March 2, 2022

Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.

This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.

by ZombieManager April 2, 2022

son-o-chato

Su•n•o•ch•a•t•oh

A boy or man in relation to their superior. To be a son-o-chato is not determined by age or family relation, instead one becomes a son-o-chato through speaking ritualistic Avalosian verses.

Simular words meaning the same thing:
Son-o-chang, son-o-chode, son-o-ching

My son-o-chato says work is gayoching

by The all knowing I June 30, 2021

Chatspeak

The shortening of words and adding of numbers, usually used on an instant messenger service, that makes you look incredibly stupid. Usually makes no sense, and is hard to decipher. Rarely paired with correct spelling and punctuation. Also known as idiotspeak.

yo r u goin down 2 the club 2day

by Eponine March 23, 2004

catostrophe

n. The blatant and regrettable misuse of an apostrophe, often multiple times in a single example. (Etymology: catastrophe + apostrophe.)

Dave looked at the sign on the store. "Joes' Waterbed's." It was definitely a catostrophe. He decided to find another outlet.

by davidwayneblack April 1, 2011