Charles U Farley

spoonerism of a societal taunt "Fuck You Charley", meant to express contempt or defiance.

The mailbox is registered under the name Charles U Farley.

by Charles U Farley June 15, 2008

chardleflap

When your sitting on that dick and fanny fart so hard it creates a ripple.

him: Was that an earthquake?
her: No, daddy... it was a chardleflap…
him: Get the fuck out of my house.

by Dink in your Sink October 8, 2019

laughing charles

a sex act where a guy shoots his load into a girls mouth. Before she spits or swallows, he tells her a funny joke, causing the jizz to shoot out of the girls nose.

Jenks; dude, last night kelsey wanted to know what a laughing charles was, but her friend matt stopped it from happening

Sam; that woulda been funny

by jenkswithacamaro July 9, 2009

Saint Charles Plague

Text message generated Swine flu hysteria, or a good reason to skip school.

Q: I heard 900 some kids called in sick in Saint Charles today, how'd that happen?

A: Nice weather outside, Swine flu in the news, text messaging technology.... all added up a Saint Charles Plague (OPPORTUNITY)!

by MULIDO October 23, 2009

Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.

Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.

by Secret Justin January 30, 2010

raiden charge

A sex position that involves you flying head first into your girl's vagina while shouting out gibberish. Reference to Raiden's special move in mortal kombat.

I tried the raiden charge on my girlfriend, but my head is sore now.

by Tunnel Snake May 20, 2016

James Charles'd

To pretend you accidentally leaked your nudes on to social media, and act like it was a mistake.

James: Kim are those your nudes!
Kim: SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKS, Silly me.
James: You James Charles'd, didn't you?
Kim: No.........

by Eat The lemon John August 25, 2019