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cerebral flatulence

Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.
Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!

Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010
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cereal avalanche

When one accidentally pours milk too quickly into a cereal filled bowl, and ends up with milk and cereal spilling over the other side.
"Aw man, now I have to clean up this cereal avalanche!"
by Molly Ivins May 1, 2010
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cereal face

Noun: An open-mouth smile that shows only the top row of teeth, thereby giving the appearance that the person looks like a cartoon character on a cereal box.

Verb: To cause someone the loss of the bottom row of teeth, through curb stomping or other means.
Tony got a cereal face for felching the sheriff's daughter behind the dumpster at Red Lobster.
by ectofunky August 18, 2011
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goth cereal box

Someone who has no shape, wears black all the time, most likely to be a girl
Person 1: She has no shape
Person 2: She's a goth cereal box
Person 1: You right
by Brittany the skater girl November 14, 2016
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Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?
by Akiray December 30, 2011
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Cereal Killer

Someone who is on a diet and only eats cereal
My cholesterol was so high, I was forced to become a Cereal Killer
by itzritz April 7, 2009
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cerebrality

Intelligence; the state at which one's cerebral faculties function.
That professor has quite high cerebrality.
by Whoa-ho-ho-ho! September 13, 2006
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