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celestial dirt nap

Elvis Presly is taking the celestial dirt nap. Get over it.
by Aribeth April 14, 2005
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Dirty Celeste

A bit titty blonde who seems innocent all while is taking dicks in all holes in the back of a In and Out burger restaurant.
I met a Dirty Celeste last night and she stole my heart and sucked the dick out of my soul, not my soul out of my dick, but my dick out of my soul!! My soul was dickless!
by Mostafa Fahkri May 3, 2021
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celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".
Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.
by CerridwenStorms May 29, 2006
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celeste

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by whatshould i do May 4, 2010
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Celeste

A beautiful and gorgeous white German girl who loves life, She is a beast swimmer, loves the color blue, loves strawberries, loves pitbulls, loves dark chocolate, is a facebook addict, loves gerber daisys, loves the notebook and the ugly truth, greys anatomy, the secret life of the American teenager, family guy, dolphins, loves jews, she is insanely smart, has adorable freckles on her face, sweetest person ever, athletic, has strawberry blonde hair, has gorgeous blue  grayish eyes, stubborn at points, funny, amazing girl, she hates milk, has a sense of humor, you can talk to her about anything, she is one of the coolest people you would ever meet, a weirdo and loser(in a good way), hates cats, a great kisser, is going to become a freaking great surgeon, likes getting double raped. Any guy would be lucky to have her.
Guy1: hey man you see that girl over there
Guy2: yeah, what about her? 
Guy1: I have been talking with her all night, she is amazing. 
Guy2: no shit man, she is a Celeste.
by roman_051410 May 26, 2010
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Celeste

A beautiful natural blonde with lime green glistening eyes. She tends to dye her hair for her likings. She puts others before herself. Her boyfriend is a lucky man and would be dumb to lose her. She's breath taking. Romantic, catty, mouth of a sailor but sweet soft lips. You couldn't ask for a better girl. Once you have her you wouldn't reconsider.
Damn she isn't a ten..she's a CELESTE.
You'd be dumb not to tap Celeste.
by Hairynipplesbitch November 25, 2013
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Celestial Jezebel

suh-les-chuhl jez-uh-bel, -buhl
-Noun

A woman who can easily manipulate others without being noticed, is sumptuous in appearance, and is an expert gambler. She is enterprising & determined to succeed.

Simply put...the most amazing woman you will ever meet.
Lady Gaga is the perfect example of a Celestial Jezebel.
by WickedTreasure May 26, 2009
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