to caveman

to caveman is to do something in the quickest manner possible no matter the consequences. it's often used within the realm of alternative space race history.

for example, taping a guy on a rocket and using his suit as a nosecone without bothering to add a parachute because you're just doing it to get records is cavemanning.
"with our current knowledge, we now know we could've cavemanned our way onto mars' surface before the invention of the internet."

"what's 'cavemanning'?"

"to caveman is simply to do it the best way possible"
by Sossololpipi September 15, 2022
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Caveman Style

A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.
"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?"
"I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."
by navarre1095 July 13, 2013
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Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.
I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.
by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023
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Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.
by Caveman Diaries April 27, 2018
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Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.
Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.
by Samjokarl17 August 08, 2021
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Robin The Caveman

A character from hit sitcom created by the original cast of Horrible Histories, BBC Ghosts.

a caveman with a big heart and a love for chess and crosswords. Played by a very talented actor called Laurence Rickard
Robin is friends with all of the ghosts but his main best mates are Julian Fawcett.
never mention moon landings to robin he will freak.
some of his most iconic quotes are
"Moonah!"
"bum."
*caveman noises*
"ooo bad moonah on the rise, dust cover sun. birds fall. crops fail. something wicked this way come"
person 1: "robin the caveman is just so chaotic i love it"
person 2: "who?"
person 1: "YOU WHAT-"

person 1: "you remind me of robin the caveman from ghosts"
person 2: "is that a complement or not?"
by oowasiapainter December 23, 2021
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Stuck on caveman time

Using inferior technology or being stuck in the past.
Buddy #1: "Did you see Jeffery? He's using a flip phone!"

Buddy #2: "That guy's stuck on caveman time."
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar October 14, 2024
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