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The entirety of India/the Middle East is the epitome of Caucasian male Emasculation.

Bunch of over -privileged Caucasian males with billionaire parents bombing themselves for no reason; then emasculating themselves by flinging themselves at helicopters or attempting to flee via wooden raft (it looks like even the Mediterranean Sea respects Caucasian privelehe!).

Little 6-year old girls in Ukraine walk people to safety; Muhammad has the autistic emasculated Caucasity to run away despite being the one to bomb himself, including his country's Roman ruins and centuries -old Buddhist statues in Afghanistan.

Then, Muhammad uses his Caucasian privilege card to colonize country of his choosing, committing gentrification by opening hokey fake tattoo stands and 7/11s in communities of color.

Don't nobody buy from them; guess capitalism only exists for the colonized, and not the colonizer.

Not only that, Muhammad has severe autism and access to institutional priveleges that people of color can't even imagine exist. Without Caucasian priveleges, he would be drowning in poopy water in the slums of Mumbai.

Not only that, Muhammad (anonymously) insults little girls online.

If Muhammad would live in Russia? His ass would have permanent scars from being caned ln a daily basis with a rattan cane and he wouldn't dare behave the way he behaved.

Muhammad is begging to be forced to live in reality and finally finna get his Caucasian priveleges card ripped up.
Caucasian Male Emasculation is when Muhammad bombs his own country, then flings himself at a helicopter wearing a dress and lets little girls of color do the fighting he is too emasculated to do himself. Without Caucasian priveleges? He would neither believe his actions to be acceptable; his actions would in fact be ILLEGAL and he would be getting caned and shown his place right now.

The extent to which Muhammad is reliant on Caucasian priveleges? 100%.
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Terrorism is Caucasian Provelege at its ugliest.

Osama Bin Ladin, Caucasian man with billionaire parents and a college education, flew airplanes into World Trade Towers in the USA.

Omar Mateen, Caucasian man with millionaire parents who fled Afghanistan and own a TV station in Florida, shot up a nightclub. Caucasians with billionaire parents from Bangladesh bombed a luxury hotel in Sri Lanka; Sri Lankan government had the Caucasian Provelege to label them as "Middle class", Evan though one of them owns a factory.

My colonizer? Caucasian man with billionaire parents; makes it his life goal to rape, colonize, culturally appropriate and be racist to an under -priveleged girl of color (who also happens to be the only Native American girl to ever have existed) AND insist that he is the victim.
Free Palestine? Over-privileged Caucasians with billionaire parents using Daddy's billions to launch military-grade weapons at Israel, Roman ruins in the background.

Taj Mahal in the background of slums in India.

No accomplishments other than pointedly refusing to work, attempting to convince under-privelehed girls of color that Caucasians aren't Caucasian, and showing the ugliness of Caucasians.
Caucasian Shame/Terrorism degrades the CAUCASIAN race and exposes its ugliness.
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The only reason Caucasians have access to the matrix is Caucasian Provelege.

Without it, they would drown to death in their own Caucasian guilt tears in the slums of Mumbai, a la Slumdog Millionaire.
Caucasian Privelege: The Matrix.

The only reason I am a racism, colonization, cultural appropriation and pedophilia victim is due to Caucasian privelege.

Ain't nobody begging to have their access to the matrix forcibly removed like India and Free Palestine.
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Caucasian Smile

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The smile that a caucasian male typically renders upon making eye contact with a stranger. This typically includes a head nod as well.

Can be considered a sign of mutual respect.
I was waiting in line at the DMV and upon making eye contact with the man waiting behind me, he gave me the typical Caucasian Smile".
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Caucasiansexual

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A woman or man, who primarily likes white people. This is in terms of an intimate relationship or a romantic one.
Hey Anika, what’s your type?

Anika : I’m actually Caucasiansexual
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caucasian

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its a type of flower that looks just like carnations. its pink and white and its pretty.
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Blazian Caucasians

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When white people do activities that combine black & oriental cultures.
I saw a couple Blazian Caucasians last night. They were eating sushi while watching BET.
by GhoulE September 23, 2012
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