hardening the carpet

The process of male masturbation which results in fluid being disposed of on the floor

"jimmy is at home hardening the carpet

by zac smith (zacisghandi) May 8, 2008

carpet angel

After sex when cum leaks out and, goes on the carpet therefore killing possible children making them angels in your carpet.

He pulled out last night during sex, now I have carpet angels in my living room.

by 10eswenson July 27, 2017

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

carpet muncher

One that partakes in the licking and eating of the female sex organ or pussy.

I find that I am a carpet muncher and am a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

by David October 27, 2003

carpet licker

An indivdual who performs oral sex on a female with a hariy vagina. Related Terms: Carpet Bombing cunnilingus

Barbara Streisand

by Batman November 9, 2001

Carpet Gypsy.

Just like a but pirate but for a girl!
Lesbians on the prowl for some carpet.
This was made up by the famous Blonde girl
Jordan!

Wow Look at leah get all that pussy on the dance floor!!

What a Carpet Gypsy.

lesbian Girl

by Jordan dewert February 27, 2009

Carpet Kid

The cringey, disgusting, misfit group of weeaboos, emos, and rejects that will usually sit in the hallways oppose to tables during lunch. You can identify them by their fedoras or their anime or rick and morty regalia.

Usually greasy and haven't showered in a long time. They usually put off a pungent odor that they all constantly share for some reason. It's very similar to old socks and wet dog.

They are the representation of tumblr as a person.

I just called that carpet kid looking at Yiff porn

by Jadderall May 20, 2018