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Carlos

Now that I'm doing something akin to stealing jokes I've changed my mind about the guys whose career I ruined. I'm such a great guy for doing it too.
Hym "I don't have any dialogue for this one soooo..... Carlos."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2022
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Carlos is a person who lost his car
Tim: Oh no, I lost my car!
Carlos: Wow, you are such a Carlos!
by Username1234567 January 14, 2022
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Carlo is a sexy man with 3 nipples but he is very sexy and he will fuck you in the ass when hes honest and he will steal your girlfriend and cum inside her if you dont suck his cock and he comes to peoples houses for cupcakes but then calls lester and gets arrested he also fucks 3 17 year olds at a time
carlo is a sexy man
by Candice Shittercocks June 6, 2021
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Carlo means “man” (from Germanic “karal”), “free man” (from Middle Low German “kerle”) and “warrior”, “army” (from Germanic “hari”).

He's actually a cool and very calm person.
He is loyal so don't lose him.
Carlo will gonna help you to be you
by mikk21 March 2, 2022
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When are the Carlos' coming? My plants need some trimming.
by ittttt February 28, 2009
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Hey Duran, did you see how Carlos was acting earlier? What a simp.
by Urnewmom March 11, 2020
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A Carlos is someone from Oregon that goes to Puerto Rico because he wants to be part of a college track team. It's half Mexican but looks kind of Chinese. A Carlos is a gentleman, someone sincere, trusting, unselfish, mature, optimistic, serious, realistic, playful, hard-working, generous, friendly, open minded, caring, loyal guy. He is ambitious and motivates others. Carlos may not be the guy from the Magic Mike movie, but damn he's sexy. He has nice abs, muscles, sexy butt and legs. His skin is so soft you'll not want to stop touching it, hugging and cuddle with him. And his lips, oh boy! His lips are better than cushions. People say human isn't perfect, but Carlos is closer to perfection than anyone else could possibly be. Carlos is more than HOTNESS!! Carlos is AMAZING!! Carlos is not a chaser, is a keeper!!

tags: sexy, loving, sweet, cheezy, strong, funny
I would spend my whole life with him if he were Carlos.
by AMO July 17, 2012
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