You can sleep me under the table any day

Gay

"You can sleep me under the table any day"

-zeroNine

by MeowMixturesOfDoom2010 August 4, 2010

all you can eat

A challenge.

All you can eat? Are you sure you really want to see how much I can eat?

by non-celebrity inside joke June 2, 2009

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

You can't make this stuff up

An expression said in response to an an unbelievable fact or piece of news.

Did you hear about that burglar who called 911 after breaking through a store window because he was afraid he'd cut himself on the way out? You can't make this stuff up.

by barcos August 11, 2012

In space, no one can hear you scream.

This is the tagline for the film Alien, which was directed by Ridley Scott, not James Cameron, as currently stated on this site. Cameron directed the sequel, Aliens.

"In space, no one can hear you scream." is on e of the most quoted and parodied timelines in film history. It would have been more accurate if applied to Cuaron's Gravity, in which the silence of space plays a role in the narrative.

by drbill January 9, 2014

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

You Can Do That, Right?

When your with your dad and you see someone of the same age as you doing something kind of difficult to do and out of jealousy and disappointment of his uncoordinated son says you can do that right? with a smile on his face

Dad - look at that kid doing tricks, You Can Do That, Right?

Son - yea

by Gimaf December 18, 2012