hes so perfect, in every single way. i cant stop thinking about him. hes smart and kind and stupid yet smart, hes amazing and when you hug him you want to stay there for eternity. hes a weirdo that when u think about him, you cant help but get butterflies inside and smile. hes funny and sweet and you cant feel anything else but your love for him. whenever you hear his name your body gets light and you want to hold him tight(bro that rhymed). you have to leave him eventually but even when hes gone and not here, all you think about is him. he knows you like him but you want say it over and over again and you want to text him “i love you so much my pretty boy” but you cant bring yourself to. hes so pretty and fine with his curly and messy hair and blue eyes that look so so so so so beautiful. his eyes are a basic color but i remember every detail about them. he has black glasses. like omggg camden your eyes are so pretty then you decided to put frames on top of them?? YESSSS <3! anyways..you dont have any lustful thoughts, you just love him purely. if he were to kiss your spots where you got bruised or cut, you would wanna cut yourself everywhere so that he could kiss your spots everywhere. you look back at your texts because you dont text as often anymore. hes so cute. hes such a cutie. i love him so much. i would rant about him forever but my fingers kinda hurt so byeee!
me:*makes a funny joke*
camden: *laughs* (his laugh is perfect in every single aspect btw..oh camden i love you)
camden: *laughs* (his laugh is perfect in every single aspect btw..oh camden i love you)
by nendousleftbuttcheek January 27, 2025

A Camden Zombie is a Heroin Addict that walks the street like Dawn of the Dead, glassy eyes, slow walking, and unaware of their surroundings.
by RevRun February 7, 2018

Hottest guy you’ll ever meet, acts a bit gay around his boys, but is crazy good at sex, goddam. He’s pretty athletic but he also like staying inside and just Netflix and chilling
by Poopy_snoopy42069 February 6, 2022

by CoolBoysOnly November 20, 2019

Ghetto school that was use to be called Patrick henry we learning things from the 7th grade. Stank ass bathrooms that are always locked nd ppl always smokin in there. Theres at least a fight every week. Also the track coach fucking a student
by Konichiwa pussy June 10, 2025

So Camden is often described to explain a particularly large or big individual. Camdens or often seen getting honey butter chicken biscuits with extra honey butter from whataburger.
Person 1 - “I tried to go to the Chinese buffet today but it was closed because some big kid ate everything”
Person 2 - “so Camden”
Person 2 - “so Camden”
by Lin7358 August 2, 2024

Camden cox is a sex term used by the romans and it required a whip, 2 packs of half eatin' cheetos, and a roll of masking tape. To perform this sex move, first you would tape the girls mouth shut, second you would force feed her cheetos, while doing that you rawdog her brom da back, and the last step is to bust the biggest nut you possibly can.
by MasonKGMD June 5, 2023
