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Gnat Capping

The act of one pulling back his foreskin then rubbing spit on the head of his cock and waiting for a gnat to land on his cock then pushing his foreskin forward to cap it.
I love to go gnat capping when i'm camping
by aka Outlaw October 22, 2011
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Guerrilla Camping

The act of sleeping where one is not allowed.
Guerrilla Camping entails but is not limited to: parking at a derelict church with "Gone Camping. God Bless!" scrawled on paper and attached to the wipers, breaking into an abandoned summer camp, taking funny pills, looting all the cabins, finding a stash of cowboy hats, speaking like you're from Deadwood, playing harmonica in a state of inebriation, having the retrospective good fortune of not getting your hands on a canoe, looking for fuel for your torch, determining that Psalms is your least favorite book, and hoping you can remember which direction that church was in the morning.
by A Man From Mars December 27, 2011
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mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad
Hold on, mother nature is calling.
by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011
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camping

The act of staying in the bathroom for a long time without any regard to anyone else who has to to use the bathroom. When somebody is camping they are usually reading a good article or masturbating. (don't let 'em fool ya they're wankin it)
Pete: Man I gotta go take a shit

Hank: Well, don't go camping because I still have to take a shower.
by Bluntz and Cuntz December 6, 2009
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calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.
"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show
by Dave February 22, 2004
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name calling

Believe it or not this actually results in murder. Some people honestly have a weakness to names and are physically hurt by them. People will not only be willing to hurt you, but willing to eventually kill you if you continue to call them names and/or say stuff about them.

This comes from the aspect of pride where you shouldn't tolerate things people do to you that you don't like. But when there goal is obviously just to make you mad, by getting mad it gives them what they want. The only way your gonna let some words bother you that much is if you have low self esteem

Now last time I checked the only force that words have come from the air pressure that leaves your mouth. How badly you let names bother you is YOUR fault. There is no command someone can say that will make you automatically attack them against your will. People seriously try to justify attacking somebody or vandalizing there property, or even irrelevant violence because they were called names.

When are people gonna realize that it's not what they call you it's what you answer to?
Name calling is involved in 67% of murders in the United States
by Optical_Epilepsy July 20, 2010
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Gun Camping

The act of men getting together camping to act like men. Drinking beers, whiskey, shooting shotguns and handguns, throwing axes, knives etc... Shotgunning for beers, beer shotgunning, cigar smoking, as much swearing as humanely possible. A back to basics camping trip to set men back in reality that they are actually men. Of course they can vent about their women, jobs or basically anything they can think of. The average Gun Camper would drink about 24 beers per day, maybe shoot 1000 rounds of 12 gauge. The food is cook over a fire. Huge knives are used to basically cut anything that needs to be opened, beer included. Shotgun are at times shot one in each hand for dramatic effect....
Viking yells are common, as is camo and loud old school rock and roll...
Man the office and my women are really getting on my nerves lately. I could use to go Gun camping and blow off some steam.

We went gun camping and I may have drink a full kegs worth of beer, but it was just to numb my shoulder from all the shot gun impact.

Dude when's the next GC I need to do some drinking and shooting....well and some serious obscene swearing...
by JohnnySalami March 2, 2007
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