Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much
Might have a penis.
Might have a penis.
Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.
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A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.
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