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Callum

Really weird guy. Not in the cutesy sense. Like in the accelerationist sense. Pretends to be left but has unconscious right-fascist sympathies. Hates stupid people on the internet whilst forgetting he is one of those stupid people. Talks too much

Might have a penis.
Callum is a good guy but sometimes I wish he would read more books and stopped being on the internet so much.
by KFC is Da bomb March 26, 2019
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The most annoying son of a bitch you will ever know. He is a dick head and will always try to show off.
Callum was being Callum around his "friends"
by James Vassallo May 29, 2019
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A big dumb idiot who passes out on the toilet while taking a shit. You may find one most Thursday nights or sometimes Saturday.
by It’s friday May 1, 2019
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Callum is a great guy to be friends with. He's nicknamed 'small' but is actually small. Overall you should be lucky to be friends with him as he will be your friend forever. He's also a sweaty boi.
Me: Honestly I'm really lucky to have met Callum
Long lank: Ikr he's such a nice kid
by gam3ral June 17, 2019
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Callum is the most hideous human you will ever see when you look at him it makes you very glad your not a Callum. He is manly attracted to girls under the age of 6 and has been arrested for having sex with a dead body of an 8 year old boy and gets bullied a lot manly by boys under the age of 10 if you see a Callum then do not approach him
Callum a pedo
by Dead body fucker July 12, 2019
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He’s the #1 bae he’s absolutely lovely and so sarcastic he’s sooooo hilarious I can’t so nice and weirdo hehe just a tiny bit cute
Issy:HES a bae
Megan:I love Lewis
Callum:I love tallulah
Ahhahahahahah depression
by Issybaeness August 7, 2019
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Boy with biggest foot fetish will also shank ur nan
Bro Callum wanks over feet after stabling your nan for a Tesco value yogurt
by Dickhead24 September 8, 2019
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