cowboy cable

television channels that can be watched without paying for cable services. when you live out in the country and no advanced cable is offered u get cowboy cable. usually just the local news channels

person 1: "hey did you see that special on HBO last night?
persin 2: "dude you know i only have cowboy cable i had to watch freakin greys anatomy again"

by Cole Pat D. October 19, 2007

Non Cabler

A person without cable tv.

Stephanie and I missed out on the latest episode of Game of Thrones on HBO because we are non cablers.

by kiso June 21, 2013

snap a cable

to deficate, poop.

Man, I gotta go snap a cable!

by Timothy Boniface August 2, 2008

cable box

Used in reference to either the vaginal or anal areas when discussing sexual actions.

“Fuck me in the cable box.”

by YaBoiSkiinyPenis October 29, 2017

caelea

Caelea is a crazy beautiful girl who's lowkey boy crazy but to awkward to date she's the therapist in her friend group and a lil cat crazy

The caelea of the group always knows what to do

by Pineapple ;{ November 6, 2017

steamy cable

(noun)
A large, stinky log of crap.
'snap off a steamy cable' - to take a crap

"I'm gonna go snap off a steamy cable."

by Cabji September 28, 2003

cuttin cable

it means to take a shit

i gotta go and cut some cable

by randal February 13, 2004