cabbage ball

A game similar to softball or baseball. A cabbage ball is larger and softer than both a baseball and a softball. It started out as an indoor game but now you can play it outdoors too. Started out in New Orleans

Johnny and I played cabbage ball after having a few drinks, it was a blast.

by Renegade Norman September 10, 2013

mini cabbages

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

Wank Cabbage

The correct way to refer to someone when they're being a little shitface.

Hey, stop being a fucking wank cabbage and join the voice call.

by LukeEmia_ January 05, 2021

Happy Cabbage

The term Happy Cabbage refers to a stash of money. It could be a rainy day fund, an escape fund, or even a cottage by the seaside fund. It could be a little or a lot.

It’s something you continue to build, much like the layers of a healthy cabbage.

It’s your Happy Cabbage.

“Dude, are you eating ramen again? That’s the fourth time this week!”
“Yep. And the elastic in all my underwear is shot. But you should see my Happy Cabbage! I’ll have that Ferrari one day.”

by ForestFairy January 25, 2020

Unseasoned cabbage

Basically anyone who is being a dick to you

Don't leave me here to clean up your mess, you unseasoned cabbage go suck your mom

by SLAV_WICK April 13, 2020

cabbage roll

A cabbage roll is a rolled up bundle of paper money. A money roll.

Sherrie saw the size of his cabbage roll and knew who she was going home with that evening.

by ringmasterow January 26, 2010

Mad cabbage

Mad cabbage is a way to referring to weed, blunts, marijuana.

Dude lets go get high with some mad cabbage during lunch.

by Tyruct Jenkins February 09, 2011