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Buzzfeed

A group of far leftwing individuals who can’t see past the tips of there noses to realize their life problems are nothing compared to those in third world countries.
We would all like to see things from buzzfeeds point of view, but we can’t seem to get our heads that far up our asses.
by Nels0n22 November 8, 2018
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sex buzz

Noun

A condition mimicking alcohol intoxication which develops after one engages in exceptionally satisfying sex. Signs and symptoms include but are not limited to: feelings of euphoria, extreme relaxation, black outs/missing time, lack of inhibition and/or the desire to dance with reckless abandon.
After some slammin' afternoon sex, I didn't even remember driving back to the office. I was under the influence of a serious sex buzz.

Everyone at work kept commenting on how happy and relaxed I was. I told them it was because of the beautiful, sunny weather, but I really had a killer sex buzz going on.

NOTE:A sex buzz often preceeds the more debilitating sex coma.
by Margeauxx McBeavers January 13, 2011
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buzz me

To send a message or give a call
by libran November 1, 2013
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Safety Buzz

Safty buzz

The amount of alcohol (or other substance) intake neccessary to provide a reason to try and make a move on someone. If this person is not receptive to the sexual advance, then he/she can later claim that it was the substance talking and not them. However, if he/she welcomes the advance, there is nothing to worry about.
I was on this date with this girl, and I wanted to hook up with her, but I wasn't sure if she was into me or not. However, I had my safety buzz on, so it was all good. ;-)
by The American Germanophile January 13, 2007
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Buzzard

buhz-erd n. originates in Elgin, IL.

a contemptible white trash plastic Graphix bong smoker. Duplex or trailer dweller. A person with feathered hair, tight stone washed jeans with oil stained white T's. Some still carry combs in their back pockets and most are known to indulge in Marlboro Reds.

Can be seen with a buddy leaning over muscle car engines with a 30 pack of Old Style either after work as the sun goes down or on sweltering weekend afternoons.

Do not attempt to battle a buzzard because there is always another one lurking behind a dumpster waiting for a cheap shot. Buzzards are known to carry knives, chains and/or brass-knuckles.

Lack of teeth is fairly common in a buzzard due to meth-amphetamine use or due to perpetual knuckle-sandwiches.

The only thing more dangerous than a buzzard is the pregnant wife of a buzzard. When a woman is of buzzard her behavior is unpredictable and erratic.

The only things that can be used to calm a buzzard are: low-grade marijuana, Penthouse backorders from the 80's, Boones Farm wine and the lulling tunes of Sammy Hagar.
"That buzzard stole my carburetor."

"That buzzard suckerpunched me outside Danny's pizza."

"You're turning into a fucking chainsmoking buzzard!"

"You're moving to South Elgin? Are you trying to get in tune with buzzard culture?"
by Scott R. Heimberg September 29, 2006
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head buzz

The buzz you get after smoking weed that mostly affects your head area. The opposite of a body buzz.
Murray: Pass the joint yo!
Kenny: Sorry man my head buzz is so strong I can't think.
Murray: lucky bastard.
by mitchell25 May 4, 2006
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Buzzed Lightyear

Someone who becomes buzzed to an extent nearing infinity, possibly exceeding it. Usually accompanied by woody.
Once I got Buzzed Lightyear, it seemed like my woody was hard up for some attention.
by themilkmantrink July 24, 2011
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