Ryan Burke

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned

“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”

by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey

Where you poke open your testicles via toothpick and let the inner contents bleed out, and then pee back into the ballsack

It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.

by MoldovanWormFan26 September 8, 2023

Clark & The Burkeman

"Clark & The Burkeman" is a fictional television show about two giant men, who only communicate by means of caveman-speak, and their various escapades around Milford, CT. While not yet released nationwide, the show has a huge underground fan base. Of the show's many taglines are, "Burkeman call Clark, see Clark take Burkeman woman, Burkeman cool with that" and "Clark and Burkeman have super babies."

"Hey Rob, did you wind up giving that girl a Nantucket Sleigh Ride last night?"
"No dude, I never even got off the couch. I couldn't stop watching re-runs of Clark & The Burkeman."
"Oh nicceeeeeeee."

by Meestah Fujisan January 1, 2009

digging for buried treasure

The act of picking your nose.

He's so disgusting, digging for buried treasure all the time.

by Zanilrig January 28, 2016

Burking

Driving annoyingly slow in the passing lane, causing everyone to be late and bottlenecking traffic.

"This orange Aveo is burking me on the 402, I can't get around it or the transport driving side by side."

" I drive ultra slow in the ultra fast lane, while the people behind me are going insane! I'm an Asshole!" - Dennis Leary

by burky78 January 6, 2012

Burkin

An Hermès bag that can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars

Bitches with burkins are stupid rich

by Kanye West is God December 24, 2019

berkie

an ice cream lover, a coldstone craver, a sundae scooper, a yogurt yiltzer, a soft serve sloucher...berkie is his own flavor! HE IS ICE CREAM ITSELF...I LOVE BERKIE

hey im going to coldstone to eat a berkie =

goobers

by Sappster August 1, 2007