Brendan

The slimiest, greasiest don

Brendan: Oh i would help you but like i’m with my girlfriend...

Other person: Don’t be such a Brenfan

by Djamila November 7, 2020

brendan

a guy with a fat cock

i saw a brendan the other day

by hunacuh May 11, 2021

Brendan

Over-Privileged ginger that simps for his gf

this kids a brendan

by Dxrkn May 20, 2021

Brendan

minted 12 year old who does ligma jokes and is fucking 6ft. normally spoiled and goes to Dubai every year.

Guy1:whos the dick?
Guy2:Oh thats Brendan, hes so spoiled.

by Xeno_xx1 May 20, 2021

Brendan

Brendan wears glasses, claims to be about 5’10, and has very hair legs. His weewee measures up to about 5.5 inches. He likes the game Smash but doesn’t ever get to smash irl. His parents are dickheads. We love a good Brendan.

Mmmmmmmm Brendan’s around
Every girl ever: i’m boutta bust on site

by notbrendan84 June 17, 2021

Brendan

He is a Brendan that is all

Girl 1: he is a Brendan
Girl 2: look is a Brendan

by Sugarybread4 August 4, 2021

Brendan

A complete DEVIL. C. H. A. O. S

I don't like Brendan so l'm not a part of this. Brendan is egoistic.

by Thatdemigodwhonevergotclaimed October 3, 2021