“Damn! I wasn’t expecting my pussy bread to taste this good!”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”
“I can’t find any yeast at the store so I guess I’ll have to make pussy bread”
by Abbymarie51 June 29, 2020
by Bread Jesus Simp May 18, 2021
Me:"yo that team we played last night was fucking BREAD dude"
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.
Sax: Yea i know man, they blew. We were up 3-0 just 4 minutes into the game.
by GmoneySagHairs August 21, 2009
Refering to getting money through hard work.
by Hipster56274 November 5, 2018
The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg
fuck, I just laid a bread egg
if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs
let's bread egg, baby
How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs
let's bread egg, baby
How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
by InternationalBreadEggSociety March 31, 2018
To make money.
by Swag1023 October 2, 2015
In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.
Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.
Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.
Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."
Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014