Kick Brass

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi

"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"

by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022

Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.

Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.

by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021

The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.

I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.

by T- bag November 6, 2019

brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame

"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53

by Crassius June 24, 2021

brass shower

When you fill a French horn with piss and play it over someone laying in a bed. Showering them with your warm spit and piss.

Yooo, I'm really into this band chick. You think she would be interested in a brass shower?

by Kungpao_ November 23, 2019

shot brass

A "shot brass" is a term used in the western suburbs of Sydney to indicate to a friend when you have found a sucker or idiot that you can take advantage of

"Cuz, shot brass just gave his address to me"
"Hectic"

by Druitt Phil November 4, 2021

brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.

These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy

by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022