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Brazilian Gasmask

When a guy sits on your face with his nuts on your forhead and farts real hard, causing your hair, if you have any, to blow back. Leaving behind shards of shit in the persons hair.
"Hey did you hear what happened to Travis today?"
"No, man what?"
"Shawn gave him a Brazilian Gasmask!"
by CRACKERJACK93 September 24, 2011
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Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.
"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."
by SmoovB August 20, 2013
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Brazilian Sidewinder

When you get a chick with a fresh Brazilian wax, lay her on her stomach, insert your penis, and proceed to rotate your body a full 360 degrees.
Bro my arms are so tired, been doing the Brazilian Sidewinder all night
by slyoctober May 8, 2009
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Brazilian Smile

The scars on his face showed that he was given a Brazilian Smile.
by Sony W October 9, 2008
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brazilian goalkeeper

a girl with legs like tree trunks,just like Felix,who kept goal fro Brazil in the 70s.
'Look at that girl Ted,she's built like a brick shithouse'

'yeah,and legs like a Brazilian goalkeeper'
by Curveball59 September 17, 2004
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Brazilian beaver

when the pussy is shaved/waxed so it is smooth and clean
"i got some brazilian beaver last night

she was smooooooth"

"fo dizzle"
by Readybreck August 29, 2009
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Brazilian Perm

Its when you jizz on a girls head and procede to piss on it and rubbing her hair in an erotic fashion
Steve-Yooo Eddie guess what I did to Krystal last night.

Eddie-What?

Steve- Brazilian Perm her ass son while smoking a newport
by EdSteve May 13, 2009
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