bored to death 

When a human being has absolutely nothing to do. They feel like they're going to die of boredom because of how bored they are.

Well, the computer crashed, My car is at the shop, My X-Box is old and crummy. I'm freakin BORED TO DEATH!

bored to death by The Coolest guy on earth February 12, 2009

boredom 

feeling inattentive and very disinterested in the current environment, also weary from nothing ever happening, your spirit has died off, and the world is conspiring to bring your life to an unprecedented level of nothing to do. Followed by a "couldn't care less" attitude.

Sally, had nothing to do because everything was 1) already done 2) didn't interest her. Thus: boredom.

boredom by brilliantlysimple July 5, 2010

why am i so bored 

idk but you were bored enough to actually search this.

why am i so bored.

why am i so bored by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020

Pinnacle of Boredom 

When you type all the letters of the English keyboard forwards, backwards, diagonally and random fashion.

Stop that! You have reached the pinnacle of boredom.

Pinnacle of Boredom by LaserImouto July 2, 2022

bored as shit 

an emotional state experienced during periods lacking activity or when individuals are uninterested in the opportunities surrounding them. boredom at the highest level, progresses to shit ;extreme boredom

Steve: "dude, I'm bored. I'm so bored, that I'm bored as shit."

Tim: "let's go cyber stalk losers on facebook."

Steve: "k."

bored as shit by boredasshit1 December 14, 2010

boredome 

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.

1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.

boredome by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009

Boreder 

Beyond boring.

First I was bored, now I'm boreder.

Boreder by Slang Junkie June 8, 2009