Bronsexual/LeBronsexual is the strong desire to vigorously ride on LeBron James big tree trunk of a penis and to make hot sweaty love to him from dusk till dawn.

My grandpa said he was a Bronsexual. I raped him.

Bronsexual by Chad Gubbins February 8, 2025

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Bronsexual

An individual who adores LeBron James so much, they never will allow fair criticism towards him and downplay many players who threaten his legacy in Basketball.

Hey man, could you stop being a bronsexual for once and acknowledge the greatness of other current and past NBA players without mentioning LeBron?

Bronsexual by TFNArmy July 17, 2025

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closet bromosexual

Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:

1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27

Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.

Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!

Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.

Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!

Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!

closet bromosexual by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011

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