Boondocking

Those people who are staying overnight in parking lots for free are boondocking. You can also boondock by lakes and anywhere that you can park overnight.

Every time I go to Wally World in the summer the parking lot is filled with people boondocking.

by SarahEvaLee July 27, 2006

cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train

jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack

by funny truth October 21, 2008

booking the cooks

The process of visiting an Urban Dictionary page daily, rating your definition at 5, and everyone else's at 1, so that your definition appears on top.

Nobody else has a defintion for this, so I won't have to book the cooks this time.

by enjuneer November 13, 2003

C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up

Stephanie stop fucking C- Blocking your brother

by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008

brocking

br-ock-ing or br-ock-ed

-verb
1. the act of a person pretending to work.
2. presenting little to no valuable work however it is received as genius: see; bullshit.

1. "Where is Brock?" "Oh, he's brocking from home today."
2. "I totally brocked that meeting!"

by sandycrack350 September 23, 2010

lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)

eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!

by earpuller July 2, 2006

Bro Blocking

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.

"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".

by danweick October 27, 2008