Bonerometrics

The science and study of measuring penis size.

“The other day when I measured, it was a whole half inch longer! We may never truly understand the inner workings of bonerometrics…”

by chocknockler69 February 14, 2023

bonedoggler

A unisex word synonymous with words like "bro", "dude", or simply stuff like "person".
Used by a being known as "skeleton enby" as a little nickname for others.

"hey, bonedoggler. nice to meet youse, pleasentries, etc."

by SBtorms July 12, 2023

boncoeur

A beautiful queen 👸

Boncoeur is truly the queen of hair stylists!

by Leif the lucky July 17, 2024

boncookie

When someone desires to be slapped in the face by someone’s genitals.

That was so boncookie of you

by Creampieme November 16, 2023

Bonecrusher

A Decepticon who serves under Megatron. Transforms into a modified Buffalo Minesweeper and literally hates fucking everything.

Bonecrusher hates everything, especially you, because you are worthless, and will never do anything important in your life.

by Sigma 🤫🧏 June 18, 2024

Bonercoma

When a man realises he’s not actually had wood for several days, even on waking, and starts to get it in his head that his manhood is actually dying, which exacerbates the problem.

“Man, it’s been so long since I used my tool, it’s gone to sleep and I’m worried it won’t wake up now even if I need it to.. I think he’s slipped into a bonercoma”

by YibboShakie January 6, 2025

bonejob appeal

In court (job) a lawyer will throw a bone at the judge and will immediately get an appeal.

Omg look the lawyer just did a bonejob appeal.

by jack bittenbender January 20, 2025