Blanecdote

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

by Justin Haas February 4, 2006

Blokeonomics

The art of reverse-engineering the cost/utility justification and the accompanying self-deception for the purchase of expensive shiny toys, having already decided that you want them. Sex-linked largely male trait and applied to: cars, technogeekery and other stuff that more pragmatic other halves may raise an eyebrow or three at. See also, Itsabargain.

Spending huge sums on expensive German cars is Blokeonomics because, "they depreciate less than the others and last longer", when the difference in price would cover depreciation over several decades.

by Technomad November 12, 2012

Baloney Hustled

When a chubby girl gets you drunk and you wake up in bed next to her in the morning and the room smells of sex.

"Last night I was playing pool when shots started showing up from I don't know who, next thing I know, I wake up in a strange Hotel room and there is a fat girl in bed with me, I got Baloney Hustled again man."

by Cisco_10 February 1, 2013

Blokes before tokes

Similar to "bros before hoes" but to ensure all is well with the blokes before going out for a toke. Also includes going out for a toke without asking the blokes if they would care to join you.

Steve: Dude, where'd you go?

Mike: Out for a quick toke.

Steve: Why didn't you tell me first? Blokes before tokes!

by blokesb4tokesm8 February 18, 2014

bloemhof

The best girls school in tge western cape. The girls here are proper and independent, ladies great eachother with smiles in the hallways and always build each other up. Dont get confused though bloemhoffers are also the attractivest girls school. All of the guys want them but none can get them

Bloemhoffer:*sitting with legs crossed politely laughing at a joke*
Josh:what school is she in, she looks very hot.
Drake: hoër meisieskool bloemhof no doubt

by Lahblahlah June 25, 2018

bloecher

One who makes up thier own nickname.

Silly bloecher wants us to call him c pap!!

by Maintenance 101 December 18, 2018

Baloney Penis

A Baloney penis a penis that’s been circumcised and too much is cut off showing resulting in a pink colour penis.

Austin has a baloney penis bro!

by Upperlipless July 15, 2019