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Yorkshire Blizzard

When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.
After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.

That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.
by EvilBailey December 3, 2010
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black blizzard

Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.
Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"

Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."
by Soupnazi710 February 9, 2007
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cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 12, 2008
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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 2, 2010
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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Blizzard Burka

What women wear when it's freezing cold out and snowing like the dickens, consisting of a ski cap pulled low over their eyebrows and a scarf or turtle fur neck gaiter up over their noses, leaving only their eyes exposed. Then they throw a long wool or down coat on, creating the effect of wearing a burka.
Martin: Wow, this is some snowstorm!
Laurie: Martin, it's me!
Martin: Laurie? I didn't recognize you in your Blizzard Burka.
by mblxv January 4, 2014
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Minnesota Blizzard

The act of ejaculating so much, it appears the recipients face has been though a blizzard.
You should have seen me last night, I created a Minnesota blizzard
by OGMinnesota November 18, 2014
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