Yorkshire Blizzard

When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.
After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.

That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.
by EvilBailey December 02, 2010
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black blizzard

Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.
Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"

Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."
by Soupnazi710 February 08, 2007
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cock blizzard

When you get coated in jizz after masturbating in front of a nearby fan
Whoohoo, this is best use for a fan ever! Cock blizzards rule
by Matt Dasher May 09, 2008
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california blizzard

the act in which a man ejaculates into his female partners ear thus leaving her hearing to be temporarily impaired
man 1:hey man how did your date go last night did you score?

man 2:no but she let me give her a California blizzard she wont be able to hear out of her left ear for a week
by marvey magnums October 02, 2010
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Blizzard Of Oz

when you have explosive diarrhea that comes out like a blizzard
"Damn Daniel, you shat like the Blizzard of Oz"
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Alaskan blizzard

When you shove I cold dry ice in your asshole and then get your partner to smoke the vapor out then lick the dry ice out of the asshole.
Hey babe you want to go give me an Alaskan blizzard after dinner.
by Felt her November 24, 2021
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london blizzard

A minimum of four British men all bukkake a woman white the men are all on ecstasy so they will orgasm multiple times each.
"Oi, you hear about those blokes that gave a London blizzard to that slut Tammy Cheshire? Fuckin' spot on the cunt"- Tony
"Shut the fuck up, Tony, you don't sound British"-everyone
by BiologyClass April 12, 2016
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