I was looking for my glasses for an hour before I realized they were in my hand the entire time! I'm such a blind potato!
by <rant> October 3, 2010
Get the blind potatomug. Usually afflicting fathers-to-be and men and women who haven't been through pregnancy yet, this is a visual/brain problem that prevents a person from seeing in an ultrasound image where the baby is when it's perfectly obvious to the doctor and pregnant mother-to-be. Sometimes, but always, the pregnant woman will suffer from this affliction as well. You should worry if the doctor has it too.
Doctor: "Aaand there's our little guy!"
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
Mom: "Awww, he looks so cute! Doesn't he look beautiful, hon?"
Dad: "I-I guess so... Where is he again?"
Doctor: See? That's his hand with his 4 little fingers and thumb and you can also see his fingernails. And if you squint real hard you can see the individual atoms making up his penis."
Mom: "See honey? See his little peenee?"
Dad: "What...? I- don't... Wha...?"
Doctor to Mom: "He must be suffering from ultrasound blindness. Perfectly normal for fathers-to-be and village idiots. He's just not as awesome as you and I."
*both doctor and mom then laugh at dad's expense*
by thePenciler February 24, 2010
Get the ultrasound blindnessmug. by Biscuit Eater May 18, 2014
Get the blind likermug. Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.
On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.
by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010
Get the Tilting the blindsmug. The unexplainable pairing of a fairly attractive person accompanied by a beast. Most often found in the New England area (thus "Chowder Blind"). The couple is usually a male, pig sized, spray tanned ball of hair with a smoking hot chick. The roles can be reversed, but is indeed rare.
"Why did they let that hot chick into the bar with a full grown Mandril?"
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
"Thats her boyfriend. She's got the chowder blindness!"
"I was wondering why it was wearing clothes."
by Jray78 August 3, 2012
Get the Chowder Blindmug. "Dude, is that Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans?"
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."
"Hell... how the fuck am I supposed? I'm nigger blind."
by Bucky Beils November 23, 2018
Get the nigger blindmug. Drug buyer: "Lemme get a dub, yo."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."
Drug dealer: "I don't have a scale."
Drug Buyer:"Do me some blind justice."
by HuHadyu September 16, 2015
Get the blind justicemug.