Lord of the Blings

A person who wears a lot of bling. Wordplay on "Lord of the Rings".

The friendly pimp whom I met in the alley was Lord of the Blings.

by Codell March 28, 2007

blags

something that drags on, boring, annoying

omg m8, this homework fkin blags!

by pantwan February 11, 2008

Selena Gomez Bangs

When a person's (usually female) bangs part down the middle.

Girl 1: OMG, did you see Casey's Selena Gomez Bangs today?!
Girl 2: Yes! I just had to say something so she could fix them.

by carlymoon February 19, 2011

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

blang blang

If something is blang blang, it's not really ballin at all, it's silly, cheesy, or trying too hard. Often used in reference to ghetto people trying to be ballers. Cheap rims, fake jewelry, off-brand gangster clothes are all blang blang. Also can be used sarcastically to refer to one's own lack of blingness.

Usually it's said by itself, not in a sentence. Upon seeing or hearing something, one will say blang blang.

Keisha: Gurrrl!!! I'm a balla wit mah new mexi-tint for mah car and mah new JC Penney street clothes!!
Friend: BLANG BLANG!!!

by Mala Kaigoldberg December 21, 2008

she bangs

a hit song sung on american idol by sum chinesee guy....ooh god he was amazing

she bangs she bangs...ooh baby when she moves she moves

by john kent January 27, 2004

Fried Bangs

A bumb whore who is a man stealer and who took my style of matching my flip flops with my shirt and who wears her hair curly and her bangs straight there fore you get fried bangs

OMG did you see what fried bangs is wering
Yea i know she so took my idea

OMG fried bangs look different.
Her bangs are fried to the other side.
What a cunt.

by sammykinss April 18, 2009