backwards toupee

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

by dothead July 27, 2012

backwards girl

A girl that paves her own path and refuses to follow others.

The backwards girl refused to do today what she could put off until tomorrow.

by Austay May 16, 2018

Backwards Randy

When a pedophile is thrown into prison and is tortured by having his testicles stretched and tied into a knot before he is stabbed repeatedly and the prisoners proceed to use the newly made orifices are used for sexual gratification while simultaneously the pedophile is force fed his own fecal matter

"Hey did you hear about onision? He got a backwards randy in jail"

by Unfortunatemutt December 6, 2019

Backwards Nancy

The life-changing act of taking a shit while backwards on the toilet. In order to accomplish this feat, one must remove their pants and undergarments and mount the toilet while facing it.

I decided to change things up for my morning dump today, so I went for the Backwards Nancy. That Backwards Nancy changed my whole outlook on life!

by Dr. Keith Stone September 26, 2010

Blackcore

A sub-genre that does not exist but will soon when the scene kids are finished ruining Death Metal with Deathcore. It will be a mix of metalcore and black metal. It will sound like Immortal fused with Bullet For My Valentine. Common features of blackcore will be breakdowns every ten seconds and high pitched pig sequels. The bands will probably wear some thick eyeliner and black lipstick, some weird looking tattoos and piercings everywhere on their faces. The bands will NOT wear corpse paint as well. To summarize this is the scene version of Black Metal and we should do our best to stop the infection of metalcore.

Remember kids...say no to metalcore!

Scene Kid: Oh my god man have you heard this br00tal blackcore?

Metalhead: What hell is that?

Scene Kid: The most br00tal thing next to deathcore. It's like the popular and cool version of Black Metal. Its metalcore fused with black metal.

Metalhead: *Sighs and walks away*.

by Anti-Metalcore Guy June 18, 2009

blackanese

When an Italian kid forgets to wash their knees and their grandfather, Luigi, sees them and says, "Whatsa matter for you? Whya you gotta the blacka knees?"

Anthony forgot to wash his knees and when his grandfather, Luigi, seen them, he asked; "Whatsa matter for you? Whya you gotta the blacka knees?"

by Ed Puskar February 5, 2005

Backwards mullet

A haircut invented and worn by a kid named lucas hansen. He invented it years ago. It never changes. Some believe that it doesn't grow because it is always the same. Long in the front, short in the back, and sideways on the sides.

Dude whats up with Lucas's haircut?
O thats a backwards mullet, hes always had it.

by welcometoreality September 26, 2009