Penis Berry

A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.

Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it

by NirvBonner October 30, 2010

grundle berries

Small encrusted pieces of poo that attach themselves to the hair on your gooch when wiping carelessly.

Kyle wanted Susan to lick his gooch but he had grundle berries.
Be sure to scrub your gooch extra hard in the shower to get those grundle berries off.
Hey dude check it out, this grundle berrie looks like Cosby.

by MATT, TONY AND GREG July 23, 2004

tangle berries

The small pieces of crap that adhere matted in the hairs around the anus. Technically, each berry is never larger than the seeds of a strawberry - although in full harvest, there is always enough to cause a smell.

Dried tangle berries have the additional irritation of being able to cut through toilet paper on each wipe.

Gawd I've got an itchy arse... it's not so much the skid marks but the tangle berries.

by S Hunter July 25, 2006

Berry Farms

the hood located in southeast DC. great place to pick up some crack, weed, boat, dippers, etc.

"Officer, that's not my crack pipe."
"Son, you're in Berry Farms, it's everyones crack pipe."

by SBANKE April 21, 2006

Chuck Berry

The REAL King of Rock and Roll who was only out-trumped by Elvis for being black.

Naive rocker: Wow, Elvis is so awesome!!!!
Expert rocker: You think Elvis was awesome? Just listen to Chuck Berry!

by thegreatrock April 11, 2010

berry's law

The first person to compare someone to baby raping, head chopping Muslims loses the argument.

Bob just violated Berry's Law when he compared Catholics to a Muslim extremist.

by @DoctorMalibu November 21, 2013

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 7, 2010